Them: It's just a bad day, not a bad life.

Me: You sure? This bad day started about 20 years ago....

Just wrote 2,600 words with a messed up finger lol idk what I did to it, I woke up and I couldn't move it. But I'm working through the pain 💪

EVERYONE'S DOING THE SHIMMY!!!😂🥳🥳🥳

Anyone else getting test alerts on their phone? I've gotten 2 in the last 15 minutes! My mom just texted me to ask the same thing.

(I was researching for a story so that explains the background lol)

When your dad calls to wish you a happy birthday, then proceeds to say gee no boyfriend or kids. Nothing? Then when I tell him what's been going on, it's not I'm sorry. No, it's "You need to get out more"

And do what? People don't meet like that anymore 🤦‍♀️

Okay I'm done crying about my birthday lol I'm gonna have a good day ❤️

Oh Geez, what are the chances of that 😁
You are very special ❤️

......I'm 29 😭

I'll officially be 29 at 11:17 am, so technically I'm still 28 until then 😂😂

I can't say much for this last year, so I'm hoping the next will be better 🙏

The last year of my 20's....how depressing is that? Lol

I've been making dog biscuits using fruits and veggies, and I'm thinking of turning it into a side job 🤔

My mom's friend passed away from cancer today. She just beat pancreatic cancer, only to be diagnosed with liver cancer. We tried telling her to look into Ivermectin or holistic medicine, but she went down the chemo route. Ugh. She was so young too 💔

They're surprised that Aliens are in the ocean? Well, get ready for the Megalodon. That mfer never went extinct. It's in the Mariana Trench.

My mom surprised me with flowers today, as the start of my birthday weekend ❤️

While writing my stories I tend to imagine what they would be like as movies, but trying to find an actor that isn't corrupt is tough lol I think I found two for my main characters though (yes I'm delusional enough to believe my stories could be movies 😅)

So, I'm allergic to my bodywash apparently. I didn't use it today, I used a bar of soap instead, and I don't have any rashes on my legs 🙌

When a guy just drops you like that, with no explanation - nothing 🙃

Good thing I didn't get my hopes up or nothing....

Any suggestions on what to do for eczema? It only shows up after my shower. My legs are red and blotchy for an hour after. I never had an issue before, except it's cold out now.

Trump & RFK jr. are really gonna go all Wyatt Earp & Doc Holliday on the deep state!

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Named As 'Diddy Co-Conspirator' in Elite Pedophile Investigation

https://x.com/tpvsean/status/1855965969706860651?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

The left already cancelled Johnny back during the Amber Turd situation, then yesterday I saw a post expressing their hatred for him & Elon Musk for getting Trump elected? And now, they want to cancel Ed Sheeran for having a drink with Johnny.

Wow, I've never seen so much stupid before 🤦‍♀️🤣

Happy Veterans Day! 🇺🇸