Power goes off — meh!
Financial markets collapse — meh!
Comms go down — meh!
Shops are shut — meh!
Friends abandon you — meh!
Identity is cancelled — meh!
Money is stolen — meh!
Tyrants run country — meh!
Soldiers on street — meh!
Find you only have milk chocolate left and are out of dark — ABSOLUTE PANIC!
Have to have the jalapeno peppers and catnip. Always. If either runs out it is hissing time! Very bad! No one wants me hissing!
