Power goes off — meh!
Financial markets collapse — meh!
Comms go down — meh!
Shops are shut — meh!
Friends abandon you — meh!
Identity is cancelled — meh!
Money is stolen — meh!
Tyrants run country — meh!
Soldiers on street — meh!
Find you only have milk chocolate left and are out of dark — ABSOLUTE PANIC!
Now you're speaking my language. If I run out of dark chocolate and wine it will be my apocalypse. 😂
