This stupid woman wants to "have a sense of FEELING healthy".

A smart woman would rather have some sense. Then BE healthy.

She came so close...

Like the time I took my 6 year old to a Mets game. We got up to get some ice cream and came back to find some idiot had usurped our seats. After reclaiming them, I turned to my son and said, "I can't believe that clown took our seats."

When we got home, he excitedly told his mother, "...and when we came back, there was a clown in our seats!"

He came so close...