Stupid woman wants to "HAVE A sense of FEELING healthy".

A smart woman would rather HAVE SOME sense and BE healthy.

So close.

Like the time I took my 6 year old to a Mets game. We got up to get some ice cream and came back to find some idiot had usurped our seats. After reclaiming them, I said to my son, "I can't believe that clown took our seats."

When we got home, he ran to his mother and told her, "When we came back, there was a clown in our seats!"

So close.