#FamilyIsEverything. APL = 8.34/10 *Authorized conspiracy theorist *Not an authorized preacher.
We share very few sentiments with our government.
More than 40 years ago, when I was a senior in HS, I used to go to the library at lunchtime and read. I'd read all kinds of stuff. Usually start with the paper and move on to books.
One day I read a tidbit in the newspaper that said clock and watch companies always set the time on analogue time pieces to 10:10. The reason was because subconsciously it registers as a smiling face and leaves a positive impression on the possible customer. I've never forgotten that and have seen it ever since.
"This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the *** ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ***. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ***. And then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. "
