“The purchaser of this Great Awakening, once the Interim Waiting Period has expired, is entitled to a Peaceful New Civilisation of duration of a minimum 1,000 (one thousand) years…” — just checking the smallprint. We’re still cool.
small print paragraph 1-6 (a) also states that purchasers are entitled to such medical technology that can detoxify the body to normalize the average lifespan to Biblical times.