I found a workaround for those who were suspended from Twitter but cannot access the deactivate function via the website. You can do it from the app on suspended accounts. Go ahead and download the app and log into all your suspended accounts and deactivate them all. That way Jack won't be able to artificially inflate his subscriber numbers in his next quarterly earnings report to investors.
Even though this doesn't seem to work, the responses allow me to follow fellow Patriots that were also suspended. 🙌💖