Jack Straw
@JackStr42679640
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The United States needs to control Greenland because there is a portal located there. Trump stated in his speech at Davos that controlling Greenland is necessary to protect America—and the rest of the world—from bad actors, (including interplanetary ones).
This portal allegedly leads to other parts of the universe. Most people do not understand what is truly at stake, which is why this issue could ultimately become something that unites all of humanity.
With you crazy anons since the movement began. The original Hippy Chic has returned. Love you all~
Holy mother of Christ I cannot BELIEVE seventeen people reposted this literal BULLSHIT.
Oh my GOD, you people are intellectually impaired to say the very least. WHO BELIEVES THIS SHIT?
I was JolyJaz - UK Prime Minister Elect ... on Twatter before they nuked me.
Dunno if there's a portal or not, and neither do you,
but just for the LOLZ and exploding blood pressure effect it appears to be having on you, I'm gonna make that 18 shares.
Oh wow, good number Michele,#17😉
Glad you pointed it out,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.👆✨
