SEMAFOR: {«EU leaders agreed a $105 billion loan to Ukraine after efforts to leverage frozen Russian assets stumbled. The bloc debated using $246 billion in Russian funds for months, but Belgium was concerned about financial and security repercussions…The collapse of the assets program is a blow to EU leaders»}

~ whilst a $100bn loan to “the Psychotic Oompa Loompa” is still TERRIBLE, it’s GREAT NEWS that EU Politburo president Ursula von der Liar has been TOTALLY HUMILIATED.
https://www.semafor.com/article/12/19/2025/eu-leaders-agree-to-loan-105b-to-ukraine