Reagan Was Right
Malia Obama didn't graduate from Harvard and move on to Hollywood. She was expelled, quietly, and her parents bought her a new life.
According to our sources at the University, Malia's records were destroyed, and officials were instructed to label her files closed for "national security."
They sent her across the country to LA, bought her a condo, and gave her "a few years'" worth of money to live on while she pursues her dream of being a Hollywood producer.
She thanked them by changing her last name from Obama to McGillicutty.
God wins. Farmers wife. Hard work never hurt anyone.
Interesting........McGillicutty - Urban Dictionary
McGillicutty: This is a good filler word when you can't think of the name of a particular object or person you want to reference.
