Reagan Was Right

Malia Obama didn't graduate from Harvard and move on to Hollywood. She was expelled, quietly, and her parents bought her a new life.

According to our sources at the University, Malia's records were destroyed, and officials were instructed to label her files closed for "national security."

They sent her across the country to LA, bought her a condo, and gave her "a few years'" worth of money to live on while she pursues her dream of being a Hollywood producer.

She thanked them by changing her last name from Obama to McGillicutty.

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God wins. Farmers wife. Hard work never hurt anyone.

In response Noelle Noelle to her Publication

Interesting........McGillicutty - Urban Dictionary
McGillicutty: This is a good filler word when you can't think of the name of a particular object or person you want to reference.

In response Roscoe Acme to her Publication

😛👍

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Christian, Patriot, Wife, and Mother. Trump Won

In response Noelle Noelle to her Publication

Is that a male?

Wife, Mom, Grandma and Patriot - I Love God and pray for His guidance!

In response Noelle Noelle to her Publication

She was never an "Obama". They borrowed her from her REAL parents.

We share very few sentiments with our government.

In response Shannon Harding to her Publication

Exactly. That acting gig ended. It's transparently obvious.

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In response Noelle Noelle to her Publication

She have a wang too?

We share very few sentiments with our government.

In response Barry McCockinner to his Publication

Judging by that photo, sure looks possible. Does that make Hunter Biden gay? LOL

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