CHRISTMAS DRINKING
A WARNING
Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver.
Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.
Gin and ice will ruin your brain.
Coca Cola will ruin your teeth...
There you have it!! ICE is fucking lethal.
Warn all your family and friends:
Lay off the ice, just drink it straight!!
Remember ICE is deadly!!
Don't forget what it did to the fucking Titanic!!!