White and Red Hats Unite to End FEMA

White and Red Hats have set aside their differences to face a common enemy: The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), a corrupt institution that has terrorized and robbed patriotic citizens for decades.

Over the past six years, White Hats have battled FEMA in disaster zones ravaged by fires, floods, and storms. Each time, they’ve uncovered FEMA agents tormenting and pillaging innocents whose lives have been destroyed by these disasters. According to sources from Gen. Smith’s office and U.S. Army Special Operations Command, White Hats have neutralized over 860 FEMA personnel, including high-ranking officials, while current director Deanne Criswell awaits a military tribunal at GITMO. But the Deep State, using AI, CGI, and holography, keeps her in the public eye.