REALLY? REALLY? RREEAALLLLYYYYYYY?

HERE IS A TYPICAL NEWS HEADLINE:

"URGENT!!!!! MESSAGE....BREAKING! WORLD CLASS EMP DESTRUCTION- MILLIONS EXPECTED TO DIE, DEATH AND DESTRUCTION ARE ONLY MOMENTS AWAY FOR MANY AMERICANS IN THIS AREA........"

BUT BEFORE WE GIVE YOU A 3 SECOND CLIP WATCH THESE TIME WASTING 15 -
10 SECOND CLIPS OF ADVERTISEMENTS ON TEETH CARE, WART CARE, WRINKLES ON YOUR FACE, BLADDER LEAKAGE, PENILE IMPOTENCE, LACK OF SEX DRIVE, OUR NEW VITAMIN PILLS, BAD BREATH AND TOOTH DECAY
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WHO ELSE IS GETTING IRRITATED WITH FORCED INCOMING STUPID ADS? WE NEED NEWS ALREADY- JUST STOP

STOP!!!!!!