"I couldn't stop smiling. It didn't matter that John hadn't told us or that we weren't invited. What mattered was that we'd kept his secret. That was our small part in the wedding. First thing on Monday morning, Rose left presents from John on our desks -- cigars for the men, champagne for the women. A warm note accompanied the gifts:

"To: All the Gentlewomen and Gentlemen of George
From: John
Re: Breaking News

I just wanted to let you know that while you were all toiling away, I went and got myself married. I had to be a bit sneaky for reasons that by now I imagine are obvious.

I wanted you all to enjoy these small tokens of gratitude and fellowship. You folks all do amazing work and it's an honor to have you as colleagues. This magazine has turned the corner, and it ain't because Fauntleroy does 'Oprah.'

Thank you and good cheer to all.

P.S. Does this mean you'll all call me 'Mr.' from now on?"

-Richard Blow, "American Son"