Doing my part in helping restore freedom to America while kicking evil in the ass. Guided by God the Father, Jesus Christ & my ancestors!
Damnit. I came up with a good dad joke I was going to do yesterday but totally forgot.
I’ll do it anyway!
Here it goes...
A trucker called me on the cb today and asked what the date was.
I said: “10/4, good buddy.”
(feel free to use next year and every other year thereafter on 10/4)
🇺🇸#Patriot #MAGA #savethechildren Defend #freedom #god #constitution family #wethepeople #unitedwearestrong
what did the duck say to the doctor who told him he had covid?
a - you’re a quack
Why did NASA lose all of the footage and technology to return to the moon?
a - because they’re:
Not Actually Space Astronauts
😉
I liked the name "Actronauts" when I heard it!
