Doing my part in helping restore freedom to America while kicking evil in the ass. Guided by God the Father, Jesus Christ & my ancestors!

Damnit. I came up with a good dad joke I was going to do yesterday but totally forgot.

I’ll do it anyway!

Here it goes...

A trucker called me on the cb today and asked what the date was.

I said: “10/4, good buddy.”

(feel free to use next year and every other year thereafter on 10/4)

what did the duck say to the doctor who told him he had covid?

a - you’re a quack

Why did NASA lose all of the footage and technology to return to the moon?

a - because they’re:
Not Actually Space Astronauts

😉

In response Doq Holliday to his Publication

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If the truth shall kill them, let them die. Always learning & growing so never the same. Merely a humble student & no master.

In response Silenced Patriot to his Publication

I liked the name "Actronauts" when I heard it!