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In response Robert Wakefield to his Publication

A Lib-tard would say that is not equal because one person got two pieces... Then again today's Socialist (aka Malthusian) would say that the answer is that there is one too many people and the single knife stroke should be used to kill the blond boy.

In response Robert Wakefield to his Publication

Cut straight across 1/3 from left to right or right to left. That leaves 2/3rds of the top portions of each apple for two of them and then the 2 bottoms 1/3rd each left for the other guy.