I knew that I stepped into a hornets nest when I noted the link between Sebastopol, CA to sister city Chyhyryn, Ukraine. Former Mayor Robert Jacobs is awaiting trial on child sex abuse charges. The town also boasts a sizable crystal store in a new location that is impossible to miss. These are some of the most Trump-deranged people in America. When I attempt to engage many of the people here around anything rational more often than not their eyes glaze over. Possession? Gavin Newsom has also visited this tiny town. Why? My guess is that we're about to find out.