I tried to imagine how a Civil war would look but I can only come up with Patriots having no enemies to fight. We aren't as divided as they make us seem. The people responsible will be far away from any warzone.

This assumes Patriot White Hats have disabled evils mind control communication... the means by which it will create its zombie army, from its narcissistic leftists.

The good news is that the modern zombies are easy to take down.

Just call them the wrong pronoun and they will self implode.