Maralagology is the American equivalent of Kremlinology.
Student of synchronicity and predictive programming who sometimes says "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈" Felixtheblack.Cat
In response Martin Geddes to his Publication
I'll offer you a multipurpose GIF for any eventuality:
In response Robert Pettitt to his Publication
Don't hold your breathe.
It's OK. I always wear 17 paper face masks just in case I accidentally take a breath.
