Announcing Geddes PhotoLeaf™️ Herbal Health Extract. Made from random leaves personally selected and stolen by Martin Geddes and come with a signed photograph of where they were purloined from. Boiled with tincture of grift and packaged in colours frequently seen at Trump rallies. Perfect seasonal gift for gullible relatives. Launch offer… 2 half-size bottles for the price of one full-size one. Just send an ounce of gold to the address below. Delivery by Christmas 2023.