This is so darn funny, and so darn true! OMG. "spent three quarters of their lives by themselves, with parent checking on them twice a month". "Evaded at least one kidnapping attempt"...the stories we didn't dare tell our kids...plus the ones we did.

"Mom, you went hiking in the woods with no water or food and ended up 3 towns over at the nature center?" "Did Grammy pick you up after walking over that mountain" Nope....told me to get home for dinner. It is truly amazing we survived. Truly.😂