I$AIAH should make an interesting episode of Law & Order.

The victim's lawyer may also want to sue the manufacturer of the wheelchair, as it shouldn't be possible to strangle oneself, if only to make sure that this tragedy doesn't happen to anyone else.

Money laundering is not how we unite United Earth! Impeach!

It's always ironic when a corporation that sells Assault Cars to Car Extremists is itself the victim of the Car Violence that they enable.

I just know that Trump will be ordering a car with the Ultra Mega MAGA Ludicrous Mode.

I wonder if Hunter is an Evil DEWer.

It sounds like this Athena also fell on its side after landing. Who or what is knocking these lunar landers on their sides?

Maybe we need to prohibit college students from having cars and other motorized vehicles to stop these senseless deaths. Car Violence must end!#CarViolence#Tragedy#StopCars#NotOneMore#TrafficSafety

Where were the superheros to stop that ceiling from collapsing?

Maybe she was killed by a werewolf.

Israel needs to stop terrorists from obtaining fully-automatic Assault Cars!

Arrest all those insurrectionists! They're a threat to democracy!

Segregation now, Segregation forever!

The economy is so bad, the Highway Robbers are looking for Nike shoes instead of money!

The economy is so bad, we can't afford the narcotics and have resorted to using the narcotics-trafficking networks to buy chicken eggs!

DOGE has entered Starbucks!

Following this exciting announcement, Microsoft probably tried to install Windows 11 and caused Majorana 1 to have a Fatal Exception Error.

This is the aviation version of the You See Me game on the roads.

Trump wants Elon to build a new airplane!
https://www.westernjournal.com/trump-tells-musk-fix-new-air-force-one-boondoggle-wild-features-elon-built-af1-might/

The old Boeing plane may be safer and more reliable than the new one. Trump should have SpaceX make him a rocket ship for a Space Force One.

I wonder if Tha Police would try to jail someone if he were doing the same thing to the D.C. mayor.

The Congestion Tax should've targeted these Car Extremists obstructing the hydrants!

The economy is so bad, the criminals can't afford a real gun for a bank robbery! A spray-painted wooden gun is what the Prison Break team brings to extract L.J. Burrows from a courthouse, the teenage victim of the JustUs system, because Michael Scofield can't bring himself to kill anyone.

It's more likely that a Jedi played a trick on him, pulling his pants down from the background. Maybe it was Vader getting the last laugh.

Can any of these multi-genderists show how they were able to split the two genders to include one or more progenitors? It obviously can be done, but have they done it? If not, they're suffering from a mental delusion that they're trying to coerce everyone else to accept.

How can you sign up to receive Social Security if you were born before there was a Social Security Administration? I wonder if those fake citizens are also registered to vote, and have been voting for the Democrat Party.

Wouldn't it be nice if DOGE found out that the $37 trillion debt is really an accounting error that doesn't need to be repaid in its entirety?

Mayor Adams is literally Hitler!

So much for the government's claim that they only hire the best applicants.

It's not a good idea to threaten a billionaire who has thousands of satellites and ICBMs that can land themselves on a floating platform.