That's incredible! He could be a superhero with those flying swords.

How did he get a gun permit in Minnesota? Where's the Red Flag?

It's illegal to coerce a person to use a drug or vaccine over a declaration of medical or religious exemptions. Maybe she should've identified as an illegal immigrant and a Muslim, as their exemptions are respected by government.

That'll be some very expensive bottles of 1600-year-old wine!

When it's not parts of the Boeing airplane falling off, it's crazy pilots in the "secure" cockpit that are the actual threat to safety.

Cloudflare failed to "verify the security of your connection before proceeding." Stop relying on Cloudflare!

When Democrats do Gerrymandering, it's "making democracy work." When Republicans do Gerrymandering, it's "a threat to democracy." When Massie in the House suggests that voting can't overturn the Constitution, Democrats and Republicans scream.

She's wielding an Assault Shovel!

That was Felony Possession Sandwich Holding More Than 1000 Calories, Felony Assault with Deadly Sandwich, and Felony Littering!

The Assault Car with a Firebomb Mode is a huge threat to the public that almost nobody cares about. New York City wants to seize your pistols and tiny bullets, but lets these deadly bombs park on every street!

I didn't find corn mentioned as an ingredient on my bag of chips. They're really good regardless, and there are no orange stains left behind on the hands from the food coloring that's in the Doritos.

I wonder if this "award-winning nurse" knows that an ear-loop Face Diaper is not an approved protective device.

How much did the Democrats have to coerce Obama to come out against the chance of the first Black woman becoming governor of Virginia?

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Maybe he caught the Tarkalean Flu.

San Rafael residents better start carrying a pocketful of nutty trail mix!

That musta been a huge red laser pointer to try crashing a helicopter.

When you do "enhanced security measures, including a no-bag policy and additional screening that may result in longer wait times," you make a new target that involves the foolish citizens who believe that Security Theater makes them safe. The effect is the same whether the attack happens inside, outside, before, during, or after the event. No one is safe. Say no to Security Theater.

I'm for arborists!

Illegal immigrant Car Extremists shouldn't be able to get Assault Cars to mow down pedestrians!

It's a form of Voter Fraud for someone other than the registered voter to complete a ballot for that voter. This dog may have a right to vote, but the dog must complete the registration and mark the ballot.

The problem was that the airframe of the blimp had been coated with a substance that would become known as rocket fuel. That substance is what we see burning while the blimp is on the ground. The hydrogen gas immediately escaped the airship and gained altitude rapidly, but this lightweight gas got the blame for the fire and the project was scrapped. The Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt about hydrogen has persisted through to today, despite scientific evidence showing that it is impossible to contain a hydrogen gas fire in the open air, for the same reason why a balloon filled with helium gas floats into the sky.

The government needs to ban Assault Knives, a preferred choice for ISIS after they mow down pedestrians with an Assault Car.

It's now being reported that the target was the CDC, and the shooter was upset about Fake Vaccination injuries.

The rule should be to take cover and fight, as running gets people killed. Do not "shelter in place." Spread out and take up offensive positions, protect assets, and isolate critical areas. Don't shoot at the CDC buildings in Atlanta, as you could release deadly diseases!

The Democrats call this a ghostly gun, but they don't care that another one of their Victim Disarmament Zones has killed innocent victims again.

There's a good ending to violent crime!
Every house that we lived in either kept getting broken into and robbed or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar, trying to start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college; almost had a thousand dollars 'til someone broke in and stole it. -Em

"Even worse, police in Maui were STOPPING evacuees from using Winfrey’s road." That's the headline, Tha Police obstructing evacuation routes as they did during the recent "wild" fires.

To The Hanging Tree!

A volcano will give us some real dimming in the sky.