Here you go Mr. President. You may have to tidy it up a bit.

I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, find that additional steps must be taken to deal with the thousands of American Businesses that have been forced to close because of the actions of the Global Cabal in creating this Scamdemic.
Specifically, the actions of the Fucking Swamp Toads in the United States , and by Corrupt Mayors and governers controlled by persons in the People’s Republic of China, The Asswipes who started this whole fucking mess. Grants will be non-repayable and will cover costs of rebui