I fight the Judicial arm of the British Crown & lose Every-time, but I keep fighting w/o a law degree cause I know.
6 YO daughter comes home from a party with make up on.
ME: (DAD). SUP?
WIFE: They had fun!
ME: I know.
Her: so what.
ME: 🤬😩 I’M the bad guy.
🤣kids put on makeup at fun parties, it gets us ready for when we grow up. If it's any consolation I quit putting it on in my 20s, to much work
