Hmmm...

Well, where I live, we're under an attack by crazy people doing crazy things, like shooting up folks' houses, shooting up people in cars, shooting up folks in their yards.

If I lived in Mobile, I'd be enlarging that category the arrow is pointing at...

We were doing good to get out of Chickasaw.

Creeps from Prichard were coming up & robbing things off folks' screened-in porches, smashing car windows & robbing, attacking elderly folks out for a walk & more...

Told hubs, "We've got to get moved to the country ASAP, or I'll be testing positive for GSR soon!"