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Apparently we're redefining what offline means now.

We should cut back on pre-shredded cheese and Make America 'Grate' Again.

In response Johnny Q -Z to his Publication

"Radio Doge"

So Starlink now does:

1) Internet
2) Electricity
3) Low-cost Radio (HF/LoRaWAN)