Schedule:

3/26 Sat J=3/13 Iraq joins Russia
3/27 Sun J=3/14 Iraqi Dinar published (= 1:1 government bond rate)
3/28 Mon J=3/15 Beware the March well - all debt worldwide must be liquidated by that time (3/15).
3/29 Tue J=3/16 Market Clash, D Befour C
3/30 Wed J=3/17 Nuclear standoff "near miss" event for dying civilization

J = Julian calendar