This is a parody from The Onion in 2007
https://politics.theonion.com/proposed-classified-bill-will-defend-against-flesh-ea-1819594656
Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)
Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified).
https://politics.theonion.com/proposed-classified-bill-will-defend-against-flesh-ea-1819594656