How to become a career politician...

1. Get into college and major in political science

2. Meet some influential people to get you into the right classes

3. Meet more influential people that gets you into the right fraternity

4. Get into fraternity and meet more influential people that give you a cushy lifestyle while in college

5. Meet more influential people that pay your way thru college

6. Do an internship in a powerful law firm

7. Meet some influential lawyers and befriend them

8. Graduate college and go to ritzy parties to meet with more elite

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