Gavin Newsom Awakens from Vaccine Coma – At GITMO
By Michael Baxter
November 9, 2021

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Failed California Governor Gavin Newsom got a rude awakening, literally, when he first opened his eyes Monday morning following a 11-day-long vaccine-induced coma that he fell into shortly after receiving a Covid-19 booster shot. The first thing Newsom saw through eyes opened to narrow slits were a Navy physician removing an intubation tube from his mouth and Rear Adm. Crandall looming over the hospital bed on which he lay.

Newsom tried to cough, but he hadn’t the strength. Frail and gaunt, the ever-thin Newsom had lost so much weight, he looked more inhuman than human. He winced as if in pain as the physician waved a penlight before his eyes.

“We’re delighted you’re still with us,” Rear Adm. Crandall told him, according to a GITMO source familiar with the incident.

“What the?” Newsom gurgled. “I’m in hell. My wife, my kids.

“They’re fine, which is more than can be said abo