Never too old for this Branch of Service, any takers?

Let's see:
* No pay
* No retirement plan
* No Healthcare Plan
* Long/Odd Hours
* constantly insulted/questioned/called delusional/called Kool-Aid Drinker
* Must be Humble and give All Glory To God
* No Application required - just Love God, Love your Country, research for REAL TRUTH, Pass It Along everywhere you can, humbly...