Tried to make fortune cookies once. The result of this drastically gone wrong experiment was a pan full of deadly little knife-edged horrors, burnt to a curiously resilient crisp. I considered calling DARPA to let them know I had just invented a totally biodegradable edged weapon, that could be dropped from planes, cut up the enemy, and would eventually erode into the earth, but decided they would want the recipe, which I found (with the second batch, which did not have the knife edge) I could not accurately reproduce, and so did not call them.