Because (GOD), (COUNTRY) no further explanation needed!
Well since he seems confused and swore in on a Dr. Seuss book, I think it's appropriate to call him Thing 2.
Also, if I was in the vicinity where Thing 2 was attempting to groom any of Our Children with that crap...💥 End of story.
God Bless Our Children. ✝️
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