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Military Apprehends Pelosi Doppelganger - Red Paper News
U.S. military assets have fudged a covert mission to apprehend House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, arresting instead a Pelosi doppelganger donning a lifelike mask that mimicked every hideous detail of Pelosi’s face, right down to the most deeply engrained wrinkles. A confidential source involved in Trump’s ..
https://www.redpapernews.com/military-apprehends-pelosi-doppelganger/Somehow, I don't think Pelosi herself would go out and get her mail. She'd have a secretary do it.