Information Technology Decode

UNIX = Eunuchs: A eunuch (/ ˈ juː n ə k / YOO-nək) is a man who has been castrated.
Microsoft = micro soft penis: Insulting description of the male phallus
Apple = buttocks: Think Apple Bottom Jeans

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20 years of seeing through the matrix has brought me here. Jesus is Lord.

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Bonus decode:

Project Odin
Projection D
Projection Dimension or Projection (3,4,5)D