Fires? Keep your eyes on Audit.
Shootings? Keep your eyes on Audit.
Murders? Keep your eyes on Audit.
Kidnapping? Keep your eyes on Audit.
Earthquakes? Keep your eyes on Audit.
Riots? Keep your eyes on Audit.
Aliens from Mars? Keep your eyes on Audit.
Flat tire? Keep your eyes on Audit.

Understand?

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