Goodbye and Thanks for all the FISH
So there was a strict christian who prayed every day and 1 day it started to rain and the flood came to his door and a canoe came and said jump on but he said no I will be ok , god will look after me , then the flood came to his first floor and a man came in a speedboat and said jump in , but the man said no thanks God will look after me , then the flood came up to his roof and a helicopter came with a harness and said strap it on , but the man sais no thanks God will look after me then the water washed him off and he drowned , when he got to heaven he said to God , how could you let me Drown
I prayed everyday and was a good christian to which God said , WELL I did send you a Canoe , a Speedboat AND a Helicopter !