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Clinton Suffers Adrenochrome Withdrawal at GITMO
By
Michael Baxter
A disruptive Hillary Clinton was placed in lockdown at GITMO following a series of incidents in which the former Secretary of State spat on guards, defecated on the floor of her cell, assaulted U.S. military personnel, and, in her witch’s cackle, hurled obscenities indefatigably at staff and fellow inmates, said a source familiar with Clinton’s arrest and incarceration at the world’s most infamous detention center.
As reported previously, U.S. Navy SEALs working under Trump’s command raided Clinton’s Chappaqua, NY, estate on March 2, resulting in her arrest. Three days later, she was taken to GITMO’s Camp Delta, former home to Al-Qaeda and ISIS Jihadists.
Citing a March 15 GITMO situation report, our source said Clinton was a model prisoner during her first week in captivity, meaning she kept her mouth shut and didn’t cause a ruckus. But on March 10 her demeanor changed; she underwent what a staf
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In closing, our source said Clinton’s withdrawal, for however long it lasts, will have no bearing on her impending military tribunal, which is tentatively scheduled for April 8.
“The traitor will be held to account,” h
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“The bitch was going through withdrawal. Who knows how long she was shooting that shit into her veins to prolong her unnatural life? It had to be the adrenochrome. They tested her for every known narcotic under the sun—all negative,” our source said.
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The physician did a comprehensive metabolic panel and typed her blood, and lab results revealed inexplicable abnormalities. Her blood, which is AB- according to State Department records, had metalloproteins of two other blood types, A- and O+, a medical impossibility suggesting she had received infusions from incompatible donors. The lab also showed atypical concentrations of adrenochrome, a chemical compound produced by the oxidation of adrenaline.
Some circles believe that the most potent and purest forms of adrenochrome are harvested from frightened young children, then injected or administered via infusion into a recipient as a euphoric, recreational drug that allegedly has anti-aging properties. It appeared as if Clinton had been a frequent recipient of the pharmacological cocktail.
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But on March 10 her demeanor changed; she underwent what a staff psychiatrist called a behavioral metamorphosis. A once complacent Clinton turned suddenly hostile and uncooperative.
On March 11, Clinton went on a hunger strike, claiming guards had poisoned her food, and threw serving trays at staff. Then she began hurling pithy aphorisms and insults at the men tasked with guarding her: “I’m Hillary Clinton, you can’t do this to me!” “My people will get me out of here.” “You’re violating my constitutional right.” And so on.
“It’s almost comical to hear Clinton complain about her rights being violated. That woman has violated the rights and freedoms of more Americans than any person in history, except for the criminal Barack Hussein Obama. Her witless banter then turned to threats, veiled at first, then obvious,” our source said.
Clinton threatened guards and their families, admitting she had ordered the deaths of countless people who had slighted her. She told GITMO s
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But on March 10 her demeanor changed; she underwent what a staff psychiatrist called a behavioral metamorphosis. A once complacent Clinton turned suddenly hostile and uncooperative.
On March 11, Clinton went on a hunger strike, claiming guards had poisoned her food, and threw serving trays at staff. Then she began hurling pithy aphorisms and insults at the men tasked with guarding her: “I’m Hillary Clinton, you can’t do this to me!” “My people will get me out of here.” “You’re violating my constitutional right.” And so on.
“It’s almost comical to hear Clinton complain about her rights being violated. That woman has violated the rights and freedoms of more Americans than any person in history, except for the criminal Barack Hussein Obama. Her witless banter then turned to threats, veiled at first, then obvious,” our source said.
Clinton threatened guards and their families, admitting she had ordered the deaths of countless people who had slighted her. She told GITMO s
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She told GITMO staff that their loved ones “are not beyond my reach” and demanded to be released. When told she had no rights, and shared the same status as Jihadi inmates, Clinton took a turn for the worse. She stopped using the commode and instead shat on her cell floor. She repeatedly spat in guards’ faces, forcing them to bag and gag her when escorting her to and from the cell.
“She even bit a guard on the arm. The guy had to get a tetanus vaccination,” our source said. “Two days later, though, she had another transmogrification. She all of a sudden became laconic and withdrawn. She sat in a corner of her cell with her knees drawn up against her chest and shook uncontrollably, quaking like an animal and frothing at the mouth.”
Guards sedated Clinton and brought her to the infirmary, where the facility’s sole physician made an alarming discovery: the saggy skin on her left forearm was dotted with pinpricks like one might expect to find on a heroin addict.
The phys
