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In Push For Diversity, Military Canine Units To Give Equal Opportunities To Chihuahuas
"We've always had this narrow-minded view that the German Shepherd is the best dog for chasing down dangerous terrorists and sniffing out improvised explosive devices," said Austin. "But why not Chihuahuas? Why not poodles? Bringing in more dog breeds will increase our diversity-- which is the greatest strength any military can have."
So far, there have been no Chihuahuas capable of taking down a 250-pound man by the arm, so the military has elected to eliminate that test altogether.
"We're proud of this beautiful mosaic we have created here," said one Staff Sergeant while knitting a cute sweater for Squeaker, his working dog. "This is what our military is all about!"
I HAVE A PET PIG WHO THINKS HE IS A DOG. HE WOULD LIKE TO TRY OUT. ACTUALLY HE IS A FEMALE BUT IDENTIFIES MALE.
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