Here’s one for CERN... or 7 (who’s counting? Oh me that’s who!)...

C.E.R.N.
-Cynical Enemies Resolving Nothing
-Controlling Everything Reaping Narcissism
-Completely Evil Repulsive Necromancers
-Called Everyone Repugnant Nicely
-Communists Enable Republic Nations
-Calamity Evolves Repeating Nevertheless
-Calculated Eternal Revelations Now