😂 WASHINGTON, DC — Protestors involved in the actions on January 6th, 2021 admit they wish they had just labeled themselves as "legal observers" and avoided all the arrests and stuff.

"That's such a good idea!" Jacob Paulson told friends. "It seems like if you say you're just there as a ‘legal observer, ' the democrats will let you do whatever you want. I bet Nancy Pelosi would have just let that guy take her lectern if he had just called himself a ‘legal observer.' What were we thinking?"

Following weeks of unrest in Minnesota, many self-proclaimed ‘legal observers' have been arrested for blocking ICE operations, assaulting law enforcement, and generally obstructing justice. https://babylonbee.com/news/george-orwell-quote-used-to-spread-propaganda-sort-of-missing-the-point