Make Showering Great Again!
Trump signed an Executive Order to ‘make America’s showers great again.’
For far too long, we have endured presidents who ordered us to lower our water pressure, remove natural gas from our stoves, stop our gardening, and make us feel guilty just for breathing. They try to shame and control us as they fly on private jets, and cook with their own gas stoves.
Next time you are appreciating a vigorous shower, thank President Trump.
—The GrrrTeam