Robert Hutchinson Hutchinson
January 6 at 9:15 PM

Missing Monkey Found Passed Out in Growery After "Worst Munchies on Record"
After a two day search, a missing macaque was finally discovered, inside a local cannabis growery. He hadn't just broken in; he had treated himself to an all you can eat buffet.
Security footage captured the monkey sneaking in, tasting a leaf, and realizing he’d found paradise. He snacked his way through the rows until he could barely walk, eventually curling up fast asleep under a heat lamp. Staff safely returned him home, calling it the "worst case of munchies ever caught on camera."