I live in FAFO Oregon where 282 new state laws took effect January 1, 2026.

Oregon Democrats passed a New Water Law - HB 2982

Starting Jan 1, 2026, a Kayak, paddle board, and even your inner tube counts as a BOAT in Oregon. If you do not have a permit you will face a $115 fine

“Because our government wants the money for people to float in the river”

https://www.kptv.com/2025/07/08/permit-requirements-expanded-watercrafts-oregon/?fbclid=IwY2xjawPE01dleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEeEXlvD8c-8keg7RQ4CqGfDpHIeWFJfs9_cY2gyJpLqMpq6paVeJm0vPvnsmw_aem_vbbb-ecjhcC3Wl9VGCM7Yg

Those aren't "LAW", they are Codes and Codes ain't LAW, but they will UNLAWFULLY Enforce them anyways, because they are a FRAUDULENT CORPORATION posing as Government and they have to make profits for their Shareholders - the Cabal. "STATES OF, COUNTIES OF, CITIES OF..." they are all "corporations".

THERE IS NOTHING IN THE CONSTITUTION THAT SAYS CORPORATIONS SHOULD BE OUR GOVERNMENT. All this FRAUD spawned off the ACT OF 1871 and the BUCK ACT of 1940, making everything subsidiaries of USA, INC., of DC (now defunct/seized).

THEY ARE OPERATING UNDER COLOR OF LAW, VIOLATION OF 18 U.S. Code § 242.

This is why we must have the Military step in to correct this.
Even my local Motor Vehicle Department has Armed Guards at the door, BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE DEFRAUDING AMERICANS.

It is beyond FAFO time and thanks for great reminder! This is how ridiculous it is and I think I saw Delaware has this splash law too. ...

Governor Kotek has also announced a $500 fine for "unauthorized splashing" on Oregon rivers, which includes activities like cannonballs, water fights, and accidental paddle flings. A state-issued "Splash Permit," priced at $49.99 annually, will be required for such activities in designated areas.