SOooo let's LOOK at the map of the USA, the states in the middle...it's a figure of a chef crying a platter. Can you See iT. His name is MIMAL
chef's Hat- Minnesota,
head- Iowa,
stomach -Missouri
pants-Arkansas
boots-Louisiana
MIMAL is carrying a tray at his waist with a Thansgiving/CHRISTmas turkey on a platter.
Missouri is carrying a turkey-Kentucky and the platter is balanced on the belt buckle of Arkansas

It TIME to Whack the Chef's hat off and place the nasties back in Somalia and the cockroaches under the hat get a fieldTrip to the SPA. HO,HO,HO, they gotta GO

Before we're through Ohio, the 'Heart of it All' will give them a run for their money. DeWine is dirty...