Dear Elon,

Today, I will request something from you, which you never ever have thought of.
In fact, frankly, it's an oversight on your behalf. An oversight with consequences

It's a pity.

While you were concerned wit AI, Rockets, not making a phone... there are people out there eating dry ouma rusks, and calling this a snack.

Now, you and I both know what it takes to be souf african, the rugby, hockey, cage fighting, existing.

But the dry rusk eating has gone too far

Plez, make an x to teach people about the Ouma Rusk.

Souf africans take a lot, but this has gone too far