Adam & Eve chillin' in the garden. Both end up defying God's order to not eat of the fruit.

Except when a child gets caught eating something they weren't supposed to - they cover their mouths. But Adam & Eve covered their genitals.

"...came to Eve in the form of a serpent". What's a crude modern slang for a serpent? That would be the penis.

And the snake slithered through, hiding in, the grass - her pubic hair, and inside her.

If this is true, everything makes sense.

Maybe scum like this are of the seed of the serpent. Maybe that's how the serpent got its legs back.

Is Able the son of Adam and Cain the son of the serpent?

Was the beginning also the end?

Symmetry all throughout.